They should merge Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas into an epic two-month holiday event. Herry HallogivingMas!
Gogurt is disturbing
I would never wish to be a fly on the wall of any great historical event for three reasons 1) I doubt flies could hear and understand what was being said nor understand the significance of the events occurring 2) I’d most likely distract the participants from their great tasks while they all try to swat me [please note: I would NOT want to be a fly in any room with President Obama - that guy is a ninja when it comes to flies] 3) I don’t want to eat poo
I have not once seen a Big Apple in the Big Apple. False advertising.
The “lord” should be removed from the title”Landlord,” unless they are British and have met the Queen.
Aliens in movies are either adorable or evil, disgusting SOBS. Why can’t they be both?
The best way to make yourself sound “in-the-know”: pepper your speech with made-up acronyms (also, use the word pepper as a verb)
The 63rd & Lexington Subway station is a close approximation of hell. 4 epic escalators down, red-tiled walls, plus the faint sound of the Earth’s mantle, and a heat that can only be described as oven-like. I’m not a religious rock, but a word of advice to humans: be good people, be good. Or don’t take the F.